October 2011
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MAEL PRIVILEGE: (several triggers) Words I've... →
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Privileged - Formally synonym for ‘wealthy’, can now be used to describe everyone you disagree with, because BAAAWWW, they have no right to say anything.
Trigger Warning - Goes before posts containing mean stuff, funny stuff, and everything else in existence. A way to…
Actually there’s one more definition I’ve learned that should be added to this list -
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Reblog if you're bored and you want asks.
Yes, although something that I can actually post (the last one - wtf, and you know who you are, although I don’t)…
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September 2011
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Popshifter » Theatre Of Blood: The Stage Is Set .... →
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This review from Aila makes this sound AWESOME. I basically need to see this now. Though Vincent Price is always rad.
Yes, who is this Aila person? She sounds like she could sell ANYTHING…
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I bet people would watch, and love this show...
Idea for new TV show: “Not Safe For Jerk,” wherein a host of the biggest jerks on the internet get visited by a couple of the most hideously grotesque people available at their workplaces, who proceed to do disgusting things to each other while moaning the name of the jerk in question. It would be kind of like an ultra disgusting candid camera aimed at internet trolls/jerks…
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Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
Yeah, c’mon creeps - if I have any actual creeps watching (or non-creeps who want to post what are essentially creepy messages/questions because they are anonymous, regardless of content)…
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Nighty Night was amazing...
Jill: You know Terry hated sex, Linda?
Linda: He said he loved it with me. He said he loved my body. Loved kissing me and stroking my hair... both ends. One day he tied my 'gina hair in a bow, and let me love him down below.
Jill: You loved him down below?
Linda: Only his front bottom.
Jill: With your face?
Linda: He put his front bottom in my mouth, and I put my front bottom in his mouth.
Jill: He wasn't very big below.
Linda: I dunno really.
Jill: Well I've had a lot of experience, Linda. Whereas, with all due respect, you lost your cherry to a dog.
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Reblog if you want the next Disney princess to be...
HELL YA
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Anonymous asked: butts?
Questions
Oh yes, by the way, I’ve enabled anonymous (a nonny mouse) questions as well here, so if you want to ask me something you can cower behind the cloak of anonymity. Not that I’m expecting many questions (not a lot of followers anyway - I fail as an online cult leader), but yes. Also, my cat just said “people on the internets are buttface,” but I shouldn’t really be...
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It's (Fat)Caturday!
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Time to carbo-load.
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The clouds look like cotton candy. And much like cotton candy, they probably look a lot better than they taste…
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Danielle Steel's atrocious poetry →
meganglass:
Holy flaming elephant shit you guys, this is the WORST of a tragically flawed literary tradition. I’m not one for poetry, my tastes don’t go past Shel Silverstein and filthy limericks, but I do know when something is extra-super awful and this is most certainly that. A lot of poets chop up perfectly good sentences and arrange them pretentiously, and that’s the case here, EXCEPT....
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